How I feel about Valentines Day

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Tags: exes breakups

What my mom said after I started all this. 

What my mom said after I started all this. 

OK.. maybe just one more LOL

OK.. maybe just one more LOL

OMG having way too much fun with these!!!

Now I know what I’m doing all week hahahaha time to wreak havoc! 

Are there any other Anti-Vday ecards out there?

One week later and I’m feeling like thissssss

One week later and I’m feeling like thissssss

(Source: theskedsgumman)

When you see your cheating ex coming down the street. 

When you see your cheating ex coming down the street. 

PATHETIC. JUST STOP.  

PS ASS - our anniversary was the 22nd ;) and yes, his name in my phone has officially been changed. 

ADVICE: If you’re trying to APOLOGIZE to someone, drop some dough on flowers from George’s or a local shop.. NOT from fucking trader joes when you’re stocking up on your puffins. #respect

It’s FRIDAY bitches! Drunk texts and mayhem about to ensue!!!

It’s FRIDAY bitches! Drunk texts and mayhem about to ensue!!!

When you’re sitting in class and the light bulb goes off. 

*** 7 DIGITS ***

Could be fun to ruin his Superbowl Sunday LOLS! Or is that really crossing the line? Hmmmm…
Do I or don’t I???

When you’re sitting in class and the light bulb goes off. 

*** 7 DIGITS ***

Could be fun to ruin his Superbowl Sunday LOLS! Or is that really crossing the line? Hmmmm…

Do I or don’t I???

Selena knows wasssssup!!! 

Well SHIT!! Seriously? Day 1 back on Tinder and who the fuck shows up???  I just can’t catch a fn break!
1. CHANGE YOUR PROFILE pic fuckface. 2. WHY DO GUYS POST PICS WITH GIRLS on this?! Like, NO jackasses! No respectable girl in their right mind should match you.
WORDS OF ADVICE: BLOCK your ex on fb, don’t de-friend or they’ll pop up on your Tinder #FML
 

Well SHIT!! Seriously? Day 1 back on Tinder and who the fuck shows up???  I just can’t catch a fn break!

1. CHANGE YOUR PROFILE pic fuckface. 
2. WHY DO GUYS POST PICS WITH GIRLS on this?! Like, NO jackasses! No respectable girl in their right mind should match you.

WORDS OF ADVICE: BLOCK your ex on fb, don’t de-friend or they’ll pop up on your Tinder #FML